Comic #34 – The Can Opener

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Whats a few bodily injuries when you can have your oranges peeled for you!?!?
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  1. ClockworkZero

    oh boy, a can opener that will keep the rat droppings from falling into my food! Hurray! “i din’t feed it to my kids…” (just my wife).

    The orange Peeler knife reminds me of Roberto from Futurama.. stabby stab-stab! a Proto Roberto?

  2. jacoby

    wasn’t there a smiliar concept with the microphone and the recor player? i think the record player a invented 1 year before the microphone.

  3. berickcook

    Key to riches? Invent a combination can opener/everything peeler and have Emeril do the infomercial!

    “Need to open that can of strained peas? BAM! How about that getting the skin off those potatoes? BAM! Tired of messing with orange rinds? BAM! This thing even peels the shell off an uncooked egg! BA-… Alright, not so much. But wait, there’s more!”

  4. stupidinventor

    @ClockworkZero I think the first thing the guy should buy after he finds rat droppings is a mousetrap, and not a can opener….

    hahaha! Roberto wasn’t the inspiration for that machine, but I totally see where you are coming from… perhaps it’s his great great grandfather?

    @jacoby Really? I have no idea. going to google it now…

    @berickcook actually It was my secret wish to have Billy Mays selling one of my Stupid Inventions… but alas he’s gone on to a better place….RIP

  5. The0Burger0King

    Peeling oranges is really annoying sometimes…
    And that guy with the mouse poop was kinda odd. I would check for rat turds first and I would call an exterminator. I looks like that can opener would smash the crap to the top of the lid. lol

  6. stupidinventor

    @The0Burger0King I know! thats why i thought the machine would be a good idea, just couldnt think of a way to do it without attaching a blade to a motor, lol…

    yeah i did a search on youtube for can opener and that video was so weird i had to post it…

  7. moni_Bologna

    …. why dont you have the orange spin around while the blades moves up and down.
    you would basically have to make a bigger version of what an electric shaver does.

  8. stupidinventor

    @moni_Bologna it still sounds dangerous though, no?
    They make this plastic thing you’re supposed to attach to your finger that’s supposed to help you peel it.

  9. moniBologna

    lol yeah its dangerous unless you use the same cocept of a can opener . =)

    I honestly just peel with my hands. Since my grandpa has a orange tree i have been peeling oranges since i was a tiny rugrat.

  10. stupidinventor

    @moni_Bologna also as a girl you probably have longer fingernails… makes it easier no?

  11. moniBologna

    lol i guess so. =)

    I forgets that advantage us female have. =) It does make it easier.

    • stupidinventor

      lol, but think of all the money guys save because we don’t have to buy nail polish!
      +1 to the Men’s team!
      :)

      • moniBologna

        hmmmm…… ummmmm… (lookin for a comeback)
        hmmm…
        You’re right.
        :(

        lol :D

        • stupidinventor

          lol, but girls have extra scratch power… :)

          • moniBologna

            YAY!!! Scratch Scratch!! :P

            • stupidinventor

              Ouch ouch!! :(
              :)

              • moniBologna

                *heehee*

                oopsy :)

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