Within 2 hours of learning this true fact, this comic was made, lol.
From Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpernickel#Etymology
“The Philologist Johann Christoph Adelung states about the Germanic origin of the word that, in the vernacular, Pumpen was a New High German synonym for being flatulent, a word similar in meaning to the English “fart”, and “Nickel” was a form of the name Nicholas, an appellation commonly associated with a goblin or devil (e.g., “Old Nick”, a familiar name for Satan), or more generally for a malevolent spirit or demon. (See also the metal nickel, probably named for a demon that would “change” or contaminate valuable copper with this strange metal that was much harder to work.) Hence, pumpernickel is described as the “devil’s fart,” a definition accepted by the Stopes International Language Database,[2] the publisher Random House,[3] and by some English language dictionaries, including the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.[4] The American Heritage Dictionary adds “so named from being hard to digest.”"

effin’ hilarious! …
damn stupid inventor cant find his right chicka!
lol, he needs to learn how to make date conversation…
Omg this would totally happen to me lol. You just gotta find a girl who appreciates a good fart joke (which can be difficult)
It’s impossible!
And it’s not a joke, it’s a true fact, lol
lol, i think it’s because it was so hard to digest that you’re “bowels” went through hell…. gross
lol that’s what happens when you know too much random facts…sigh
ha, got to love useless trivia!
HEYYY!! i just realized You changed his hair color/shade!
yeah, he needed more color, not sure if I like it though/…..
make it a lil lighter maybe
ok, ill try,